Bard of the Deal – Compiled and Edited by Hart Seely

Bard of the Deal is a brilliantly satirical and oddly lyrical collection that turns the words of Donald J. Trump into unintentional poetry. Compiled and edited by humorist Hart Seely, this book offers a witty, sharp, and often laugh-out-loud reinterpretation of speeches, tweets, and interviews from one of the most polarizing figures in modern politics.

From campaign rants to business bravado, Trump’s language is reimagined as free verse, revealing unfiltered emotion, bold declarations, and the kind of cadence that echoes both absurdity and artistry. Each “poem” is taken verbatim from public statements, giving readers a tongue-in-cheek look at the theatrical and sometimes baffling language of America’s 45th president.

Whether you view this as political comedy, social commentary, or just a wild ride through modern media culture, Bard of the Deal invites readers to laugh, reflect, and question the line between performance and policy.

Perfect for fans of political humor, poetic parody, or collectors of quirky books, this Used–Good condition edition is a must-have conversation starter. It’s not just a book—it’s a performance in print.

Key Features:

• Political satire meets poetic structure

• Verbatim quotes arranged into humorous verse

• Ideal gift for political junkies, comedy lovers, and poetry fans

• Sharp, clever, and unique in its presentation